| For me, love is very deep, but sex only has to go a few inches." -Stacy Nelkin |
| Love is a complicated machinery. But sometimes all you need is a good screw to fix it. |
| Having a good boyfriend is like having a good bra, its all about support! |
| Don't make love by the garden gate, love is blind but the neighbors ain't. |
| Through all the things that came to pass, Our love has grown. . . but so's your ass. |
| Sex without love is merely healthy exercise. ~Robert Heinlein |
| My love life is terrible. The last time I was inside a woman was when I visited the Statue of Liberty - Woody Allen |
| The kiss is a wordless articulation of desire whose object lies in the future, and somewhat to the south.- Lance Morrow |
| I'm a freelance gynaecologist |
| Love is a matter of chemistry, sex is a matter of physics |