| When I came here, I couldn't speak a word of English, but my sex life was perfect. Now my English is perfect but my sex life is rubbish. Julio Iglesias |
| The orgasm has replaced the cross as the focus of longing and fulfillment. Malcolm Muggeridge |
| Sex is more than an act of pleasure, its' the ability to be able to feel so close to a person, so connected, so comfortable that it's almost breathtaking to the point you feel you can't take it. And at this moment you're a part of them. Anonymous |
| It takes half the amount of time you dated someone to get over them. Sex And The City |
| As life's pleasures go, food is second only to sex. Except for salami and eggs. Now that's better than sex, but only if the salami is thickly sliced. Alan King |
| The single most enjoyable thing in the world......SEX! Starhawk |
| Sex is a fleeting sensation, but most people dont seem to mind. Chuck Palahniuk |
| The mammary fixation is the most infantile and the most American, of the sex fetishes. Molly Haskell |
| Sex is interesting, but it's not totally important. I mean it's not even as important (physically) as excretion. A man can go seventy years without a piece of ass, but he can die in a week without a bowel movement. Charles Bukowski |
| When you get to fifty-two food becomes more important than sex. Tom Lehrer |