| Women desire six things: They want their husbands to be brave, wise, rich, generous, obedient to wife, and lively in bed. Geoffrey Chaucer |
| I need someone physically stronger than me.... I am always on top. It's really unfortunate. I am begging for the man that can put me on the bottom. Or the woman. Anybody that can take me down. Angelina Jolie |
| Men have always detested women's gossip because they suspect the truth: their measurements are being taken and compared. Erica Jong |
| Before marriage, a girl has to make love to a man to hold him. After marriage, she has to hold him to make love to him. Marilyn Monroe |
| Men have been trained and conditioned by women, not unlike the way Pavlov conditioned his dogs, into becoming their slaves. As compensation for their labours men are given periodic use of a woman's vagina. Esther Vilar |
| If it wasn`t for pick-pockets and frisking at airports I`d have no sex life at all. Rodney Dangerfield |
| It`s so long since I've had sex, I've forgotten who ties up whom. Joan Rivers |
| Blake said that the body was the soul's prison unless the five senses are fully developed and open. He considered the senses the 'windows of the soul.' When sex involves all the senses intensely, it can be like a mystical experience. Jim Morrison |
| Sex is full of lies. The body tries to tell the truth. But, it's usually too battered with rules to be heard, and bound with pretenses so it can hardly move. We cripple ourselves with lies. Jim Morrison |
| I'm a heroine addict. I need to have sex with women who have saved someone's life. Mitch Hedberg |