| Dil Mein Basi Hai Bas Abb Ek Hi Hasrat; Iss Liye Laude Ko Roz Karata Hoon Kasrat; Aayegi Iss Soone Jeevan Mein Bahaar; Maaronga Choot Din Mein Kayee Kayee Baar! |
| Bra Ki Mehak Churai Nahi Jati; Panty Ki Jhalak Chhupai Nahi Jati; Kitni Bhi Chothi Ho GF Ki Mosambi; Ek Bar Chuus Lo Toh Bhulai Nahi Jati! |
| Mere Maula Teri Jannat Se Judaa Lagti Hai; Meri Dharti Mujhe Masoom Dua Lagti Hai! |
| Dur Kahi Ek Chhoti Si Basti Thi; Jaha Kahi Ek Randi Basti Thi; Unki Gaand Mein Itni Masti Thi; Jitna Daalo Utna Hasti Thi; Magar Aap Kyon Haste Ho; Kya Aap Ki Hi Woh Basti Thi! |
| Zindagi Hai Kya, Ek Armaan Bhosdi Ka; Aurat Ke Peeche Pagal, Insaan Bhosdi Ka; Rubber Ka Lund, Plastic Ki Chootein; Kya Kya Bana Raha Hai Japan Bhosdi Ka! |
| Bedard Zamana Kya Jane, Kya Yeh Cheez Judai Hoti Hai; Hum Land Pakad Kar Sote Hai, Ghar-Ghar Mein Chudai Hoti Hai! |
| Arz Hai: Har Ek Lund Pe Likha Hai Ek Choot Ka Naam! Wah! Wah! Pehle Sun To Le Laude: Har Ek Lund Pe Likha Hai Ek Choot Ka Naam! To Fir kyun Nahi Dete Ho Hatho Ko Aaram? |
| Pyaar Mohabbat Sirf Ek Ajeeb Dhokhaa Hai; Pakad Ke Thok Do, Yehi Sunehra Moka Hai; Na Woh Kabhi Kare Virodh, Aggar Lagao Aap Nirodh; Aur Phir Bhi Kare Inkar To Koshish Karo Fir Ek Baar! |
| Woh Aaye Hamari Kabar Pe, Chal Diye Moot Ke; Chalo Issi Bahane Darshan Ho Gaye Choot Ke; Hairless, Pink Aur Buhut Cute Thi Unki Choot; Lekin Abb Kya Fayda, Jab Hum Ban Gaye Bhoot! |
| Dekh Ke Teri Fati Salwar; Uth Gayi Meri Choti Talwar; Jab Main Karun Uss Talwar Se Var; Niklegi Uss Se Aisi Ek Patli Dhar; Jis Se Ban Jayega Apna Parivar! |