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Apne Bahar Muskurana, Apne Andar Sochta Ho!]()
Upload to Facebook Toota Rehta Ho Pairon Mein Tazad Karb Se;
Apne Bahar Muskurana, Apne Andar Sochta Ho! -
Khade Lund Pe Aitbaar Kisko Hai;
Mil Jaaye Choot Toh Inkaar Kisko Hai;
Kuchh Mushkilen Hai Paane Mein, Dost;
Warna Muth Marne Se Pyaar Kisko Hai! -
Arz Kiya Hai:
Yaaro Se Dosti Kabhi Kam Na Hoti;
Zara Gaur Farmien:
Yaaro Se Dosti Kabhi Kam Na Hoti;
Agar Zindagi Mein Na Aati Woh 'Bhen Ki Lodi'! -
Mere Aansu Mein Unki Tasveer Basi Hai;
Par Woh Madarchod Kisi Aur Se Fasi Hai;
Dekhna Ek Din Main Uski Kabar Khodunga;
Aur Uski Kabar Ke Upar Uski Saheli Ko Chodunga! -
Tufaano Mein Chhatri Nahi Kholi Jaati;
Bra Se Pehle Panty Nahi Kholi Jaati;
'Viagra' Khana Shuru Kar, Mere Dost;
Kyunki Zubaan Aur Ungli Se Aurat Nahi Chodi Jaati! -
Chodte Chodte Subah Ho Gyi Lund Mein Pad Gye Chaale;
Choot Fat Ke Gufa Ho Gyi, Wah Re Chodne Wale! -
Drink Karo To Ankh Lal;
Mehandi Karo To Hath Lal;
Kiss Karo To Hoth Lal;
Sex Karo To Popat Lal;
Pakde Gaye To Gand Lal;
Aur Bach Gaye To "Jiyo Mere Lal"! -
Ghar Se Bahar Woh Nakab Mein Nikli;
Saari Gali Unki Firak Mein Nikli;
Inkar Karti Thi Wo Hamari Mohabbat Se;
Lekin Hamaari Hi Tasveer Unki Bra Se Nikli! -
College Se Nikalte Hi Kitaabain Seenay Se Laga Leti Ho;
Hum Kya Marr Gaye Hain Jo Khud Hi Daba Leti Ho! -
Pyaar Karna Hai To Ghadi Detergent Powder Waali Se Karo;
Gaur Se Suno:
Pyaar Karna Hai To To Ghadi Detergent Powder Waali Se Karo; Kyu Ki Woh Kehti Hai, Pehle Istemal Karo Phir Vishwaas Karo!
