Funny Adult and Non veg Restricted Shayari

  • Bra Ki Mehak Churai Nahi Jati;
    Panty Ki Jhalak Chupai Nahi Jati;
    Kitni Bhi Choti Ho Aurat Ki Mosambi;
    Ek Bar Chuus Lo To Bhulai Nahi Jati!
  • Arz Kiya Hai:
    Jab Bhi Tujhe Zakhm Hua;
    Wah Wah!
    Jab Bhi Tujhe Zakhm Hua;
    Maine Kapde Utaar Diye Aur Tere Jism Se Chipak Gayi;
    Yahi Mera Kaam Hai, Band-Aid Mera Naam Hai;
    Aur Teri Sooch Ko Hazaaron Salaam Hai!
  • Jhaante Kaatne Se Choot Aur Nikhar Jaati Hai;
    Ajeeb Gulshan Hai Yeh Jiss Mein Ujadne Se Bahaar Aati Hai!
  • Arz hai:
    Har ek Lund Pe Likha Hai ek Choot Ka Naam;
    Wah Wah!
    Pehle Sunn to le, Laude!
    Har ek Lund Pe Likha Hai ek Choot Ka Naam;
    To Phir Kyun Nahi Dete Ho Hatho Ko Araam!
  • Marzi Ka Sex Kabhi Paap Nahi Hota;
    Piche se Dalne Wala Kabhi Baap Nahi Hota;
    Condom Lagana Mat Bulna, Mere Dost;
    Kyunki Khade Lund Ke Paas Dimag Nahi Hota!
  • Kunwari Kali Na Chodiye, Chud Ke Kare Ghamand;
    Chudi-C­hudai Chodiye Jo Lapak Ke Leve Lund!
  • Gaur Farmayiye:
    Gaand Marwane Se Kissi Ki Maut Nahi Hoti Ghalib;
    Wah wah!
    Gaand Marwane Se Kissi Ki Maut Nahi Hoti Ghalib;
    Sirf Chalne Ke Andaaz Badal Jaaya Karte Hain!
  • Arz Hai:
    Har Ek Lund Pe Likha Hai Ek Choot Ka Naam;
    Wah Wah!
    Pehle Sun To Le Lawde!
    Har Ek Lund Pe Likha Hai Ek Choot Ka Naam;
    To Fir Kyun Nahi Dete Ho Hathon Ko Aaram!
  • Arz Kiya Hai:
    Qutab Minar Ko Dekhker Suresh Ka Dimag Dauda;
    Wah Wah!
    Qutab Minar Ko Dekhker Suresh Ka Dimag Dauda;
    Aasmaan Ko Chodne Chala Dharti Ka Lauda!
  • Arz Kiya Hai:
    Woh Aye Apke Sapno Mein Aur Apko Swapndosh Ho Geya;
    Wah Wah!
    Woh Aye Apke Sapno Mein Aur Apko Swapndosh Ho Geya;
    Uski Bhi Ijjat Bach Gayi Aur Apko Bhi Santosh Mil Geya!
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