| Ehsaan Kisika Kya Lena, Hum Muth Se Guzara Karte Hein; Jab Yaad Sanam Ki Aati Hai, Uth Uth Ke Dobara Karte Hein! |
| Kisi Ki Choot Ke Liye Dil Tadapta Hai; Kisi Ke Boobs Ke Liye Dil Tarasta Hai; Kya Kahe Iss Kambakt Laude Ke Andaaz; Jo Sapno Mein Bhi Yaad Karke Hasino ke Liye Tapakta Hai! |
| Arz Kiya Hai: Nangi Nangi Pussy Mein Lund Fisal Geya; Zara Gaur Farmiye: Nangi Nangi Pussy Mein Lund Fisal Geya; Dono Gotiya Pareshan, Sala Ustaad Kidhar Geya! |
| Arz Kiya Hai: Yaaro Se Dosti Kabhi Kam Na Hoti; Zara Gaur Farmien: Yaaro Se Dosti Kabhi Kam Na Hoti; Agar Zindagi Mein Na Aati Woh 'Bhen Ki Lodi'! |
| Tufaano Mein Chhatri Nahi Kholi Jaati; Bra Se Pehle Panty Nahi Kholi Jaati; 'Viagra' Khana Shuru Kar, Mere Dost; Kyunki Zubaan Aur Ungli Se Aurat Nahi Chodi Jaati! |
| Drink Karo To Ankh Lal; Mehandi Karo To Hath Lal; Kiss Karo To Hoth Lal; Sex Karo To Popat Lal; Pakde Gaye To Gand Lal; Aur Bach Gaye To "Jiyo Mere Lal"! |
| Ghar Se Bahar Woh Nakab Mein Nikli; Saari Gali Unki Firak Mein Nikli; Inkar Karti Thi Wo Hamari Mohabbat Se; Lekin Hamaari Hi Tasveer Unki Bra Se Nikli! |
| College Se Nikalte Hi Kitaabain Seenay Se Laga Leti Ho; Hum Kya Marr Gaye Hain Jo Khud Hi Daba Leti Ho! |
| Pyaar Karna Hai To Ghadi Detergent Powder Waali Se Karo; Gaur Se Suno: Pyaar Karna Hai To To Ghadi Detergent Powder Waali Se Karo; Kyu Ki Woh Kehti Hai, Pehle Istemal Karo Phir Vishwaas Karo! |
| Zindgi Laudon Ka Pulinda Hai; Par Chut Aajkal Chuninda Hai; Kabhi Yaad Kar Liya Karo Iss Nachiz Ko; Hum Sirf Aapki Gaand Marne Ke Liye Jinda Hein! |