Funny Adult and Non veg Restricted Shayari

  • Kal Chodne Ki Raat Thi, Sab Ne Kiya Apna Khada;
    Kuchh Ne Kaha Mera Bada, Kuchh Ne Kaha Uska Bada;
    Hum Bbhi Wahin Maujood They Hum Chup Rahe;
    Bass Hans Diye, Jab Hum Ne Kiya Apna Khada!
    Sab Ne Kaha: Oye Behenchod, Itna Bada... Itna Bada...
  • Woh Aye Mere Khwaab Main, Ehtalam Ho Gya;<br />
Unki Bhi Izzat Bachh Gayee, Mera Bhi Kaam Ho Gya!<br /><br />
Meaning:Ehtalam
Ehtalam: Nightfall
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    Woh Aye Mere Khwaab Main, Ehtalam Ho Gya;
    Unki Bhi Izzat Bachh Gayee, Mera Bhi Kaam Ho Gya!

    Meaning:Ehtalam Ehtalam: Nightfall
  • Arz kiya hai:
    Main Kyun Karun Rabb Se Yeh Dua;
    Ke Aapko Meri Umar Lag Jaye!
    Ho Sakta Hai Aaj Aakhri Din Ho Mera;
    Aur Aapke Yuhin 'Laudey' Lag Jayein!
  • Naadan Hain Woh Log Jo Kehte Hai Ki Choot Per Baal Hein;
    Naadan Hain Woh Log Jo Kehte Hai Ki Choot Per Baal Hein;
    Arey...

    Yeh Toh Laude Ko Fasane Ke Liye Bichhaya Huwa Jaal Hein!
  • Dur Kahi Ek Chhoti Si Basti Thi;
    Jaha Kahi Ek Randi Basti Thi;
    Unki Gaand Mein Itni Masti Thi;
    Jitna Daalo Utna Hasti Thi;
    Magar Aap Kyon Haste Ho;
    Kya Aap Ki Hi Woh Basti Thi!
  • Zindagi Hai Kya, Ek Armaan Bhosdi Ka;
    Aurat Ke Peeche Pagal, Insaan Bhosdi Ka;
    Rubber Ka Lund, Plastic Ki Chootein;
    Kya Kya Bana Raha Hai Japan Bhosdi Ka!
  • Arz Hai:
    Har Ek Lund Pe Likha Hai Ek Choot Ka Naam!
    Wah! Wah!
    Pehle Sun To Le Laude:
    Har Ek Lund Pe Likha Hai Ek Choot Ka Naam!
    To Fir kyun Nahi Dete Ho Hatho Ko Aaram?
  • Pyaar Mohabbat Sirf Ek Ajeeb Dhokhaa Hai;
    Pakad Ke Thok Do, Yehi Sunehra Moka Hai;
    Na Woh Kabhi Kare Virodh, Aggar Lagao Aap Nirodh;
    Aur Phir Bhi Kare Inkar To Koshish Karo Fir Ek Baar!
  • Woh Aaye Hamari Kabar Pe, Chal Diye Moot Ke;
    Chalo Issi Bahane Darshan Ho Gaye Choot Ke;
    Hairless, Pink Aur Buhut Cute Thi Unki Choot;
    Lekin Abb Kya Fayda, Jab Hum Ban Gaye Bhoot!
  • Aurat Ko Apni Choot Ki Gahrai Pe Aggar Naaz Hai;
    Toh Hume Bhi Apne Lund Ki Lambai Pe Fakar He;
    Aggar Tumhari Choot Shabnam Ka Shabab Hai;
    To Hamaara Lund Bhi Lucknow Ka Nawab Hai!
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