Drinker: There is only one similarity between me & you. Non-drinker: And what's that? Drinker: Hum Dono Ek Dusre Ki Nazar Mein Chutiye Hain! |
Celebrating anything without alcohol is like a porn film on a radio! |
VAT-69, when launched in Punjab, resulted in massive protests... . . . . . . . . . . . . . They thought it was a Tax on Sex! |
There is no bad whisky, there are only some whiskys that aren't as good as others. Same can be said of girls! |
Why are hangovers better than women? Hangovers go away! |
Red Bull may give you wings; But Whisky gives you balls! |