Man who wants to catch the stuff in bra, should set a "boobie trap". |
I'm young at heart. Slightly older in other places. |
Streakers beware: Your end is in sight! |
I was only looking at your nametag, honest! |
If someone is ignoring you, display cleavage! |
Nipples: Nature's thermometer! |
Boobs are to men what laser pointers are to cats. |
Ladies love ERECTIONS because they're always straight and to the point! |
Only men or married women know that it's not only the sun that rises in the morning! |
Graffiti in Men's Toilet: What are you looking up on the wall for? The joke is in your hands! |