| What does a blonde and your computer have in common? You don't know how much either of them mean to you until they go down! |
| Q: How is a blonde like a doorknob? A: Everyone gets a turn! |
| Why don'y the blondes wear red lipstick? Because 'Red' means stop! |
| Q: What did the blondes father say to his blonde daughter? A: If your not in bed by 11, come home. |
| Why did a blonde woman lose her job as a cattle herder? She couldn't keep her calves together! |
| What's the difference between a blonde and a solar powered calculator? The blonde works in the dark! |
| Why did the blonde fail her driving test? It's because every time the car stopped, she jumped into the back seat! |
| Gynecologist: Relax, Madam. Haven't you ever been examined like this before? Blonde: Yes, but not by a doctor. |
| A guy was lying in bed with his blonde girlfriend when she said, "I think my boobs are too small, I'm going to get a boob job". "Hmm," the guy replied, "My hands are too small... what do you think I should do?" Blonde: Do you want a hand job? Both're happily married to each other! |
| A stunning blonde went to see her doctor. "Miss Tracy Johnson, how can I help you?" asked the doctor. "It's my memory doctor, I can't remember a thing five minutes after I've done it", said Tracy. "Just take off all your clothes and lie down". said the doctor. |