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How does the blonde turn on the light after she has had sex?
She opens the car door! -
![Why do blondes drive cars with sunroofs?<br />
More leg room!]()
Upload to Facebook Why do blondes drive cars with sunroofs?
More leg room! -
![Why do blondes take the pill?<br />
So they know what day of the week it is!]()
Upload to Facebook Why do blondes take the pill?
So they know what day of the week it is! -
How can you tell when a blonde is dating?
By the buckle print on her forehead! -
Q: How do you get a blonde to marry you?
A: Tell her she's pregnant! -
Q: Why do blonde females never swim on their belly?
A: When they feel something wet, they turn on their back! -
Q: Why is blonde like an old washing machine?
A: Because they both drip after they're fucked! -
Q: Why don't blonde women use vibrators?
A: It chips their teeth! -
A blonde has a car crash and an ambulance arrives.
The paramedic asks, "How many fingers have I got up?"
The blonde replies, "Oh no, I think I'm paralyzed too". -
Q: What did the blond's father say to his blonde daughter?
A: If your not in bed by 11, come home.
