| Why did the blonde keep failing her driver's test? Because every time the door was opened, she jumped into the back seat. |
| A doctor while acquainting himself with a new elderly blonde patient, asked, "How long have you been bedridden?" After showing a blank face, she answered, "Why? Not for about twenty years - when my husband was alive." |
| A blonde with big knockers always bought dresses that showed off her cleavage. Trying on a particularly low-cut dress she checks with the assistant if she thinks it's too low. "Do you have hair on your chest?" the assistant asks. "Of course not!" replies the blonde. "Then this dress is far too low" |
| Q: How do you teach Maths to a blonde? A: Add a bed, subtract her knickers, divide her legs, enter your square root, leave your solution and hope she doesn't multiply! |
| A guy is screwing a great looking blonde. The blonde asks, "You haven't got AIDS, have you?" He replies, "No." She responds, "Oh, thank heavens for that. I don't want to get it again!" |
| "Just try to relax, this won't take long," said the gynecologist trying to calm the obviously nervous young blonde patient. "Haven't you ever been examined like this before?" he asked. "Yeah, sure," the blonde replied, "but not by a doctor!" |
| Q: What did the blonde's mom say to her before the blonde's date? A: If you're not in bed by 12, come home. |
| Q: Why don't blondes eat bananas? A: They can't find the zipper |
| Q: What did the blonde's right leg say to the left leg? A: Nothing. They've never met. |
| Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball? A: You can only fit 3 fingers in a bowling ball. |