| Teacher: What's the meaning of VIRGIN? Pappu: On the VERGE... but not yet IN! |
| Pappu took her dumb girlfriend to see a Hockey match. He explained the field layout. Pappu: See that man in front - he is the forward, and that guy at the back - he is the defence. Girlfriend: Oh no, he is forward, too - I've been out with him a couple of times! |
| Teacher: Who is the big person, you or your dad? Pappu: Me of course. Teacher: why? Pappu: I stopped drinking milk from my mom, dad hasn't. |
| Drunken Pappu while kissing his girlfriend, "Darling your lips are very salty." Girlfriend: Stupid, stand up! |
| Santa was screwing his secretary up the ass when his wife walked in. Jeeto cried out, "You can't do this to me!" Santa: I know that's why I'm doing it with her! |
| Pappu: You wanna come to my place for some pizza and sex? Girl: No? Pappu: Why, don't you like pizza? |
| Pappu: I was about to win an argument with her but she... Bunty: But what happened> Pappu: She unbuttoned her blouse! Tryst me... I was so close! |
| How does a Pathan find a goat in tall grass? Very satisfying! |
| "Dad", said the young man nonchalantly, "Can you spare me twenty bucks for a blow job?" "When I was your age, Harvey", responded Santa in measured tones, "I settled for kisses." "OK, then Dad", pursued Pappu, "How about letting me have twenty bucks for a long, low kiss?" |
| What does a blonde and your computer have in common? You don't know how much either of them mean to you until they go down! |
