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![Boyfriend: Honey, let's try anal.<br />
Girlfriend: Fuck that shit!<br />
Boyfriend: That's the sprit, Baby!]()
Upload to Facebook Boyfriend: Honey, let's try anal.
Girlfriend: Fuck that shit!
Boyfriend: That's the sprit, Baby! -
What doesn't belong in this list:
1. Meat
2. Eggs
3. Wife
4. Blowjob
Blowjob: You can beat your meat, eggs or wife; but you can't beat a blowjob! -
Five men were sitting around the table at a restaurant bragging about who had the largest dick. Finally one guy said, "I'll settle this; let's all put our dicks on the table- that will decide it."
At about that time two fags walked in and were seated. The waiter asked, "Would you gentlemen like to see a menu?"
The fags responded, "Oh!!! No, No, we'll just have the buffet!" -
What does parsley and pubic hair have in common?
Push it aside and keep on eating! -
Height of Trust:
Two cannibals giving each other a blow-job! -
They have made a new drug for depressed lesbians. And they named it... Trycoxagain! -
A vampire goes into a pub and asks for boiling water. The barman says "I thought you only drank blood?"
The vampire pulls out a used tampon and says, "I'm making tea"! -
Friend 1: Can't believe after all the shit they have been through they're still together. Friend 2: Who?
Friend 1: Your bum cheeks! -
![A good woman will perform at least 70 chores around the house. Cooking and 69!]()
Upload to Facebook A good woman will perform at least 70 chores around the house. Cooking and 69! -
I'm sick of people knocking on my door looking for donations.
Just had a woman from sperm bank... Boy, did I give her a mouthful.
