| Banta offered orange to Santa. Yeh Teri Fadi, Yeh Teri Behan Ki Fadi, Ye Teri Maa Ki Fadi. Santa in the evening while celebrating Lohri with Banta offered him goodies: Yeh Teri Lodi, Yeh Teri Behan Ki Lodi, Yeh Teri Maa Ki Lodi! |
| Santa Ki Apni Patni Se Ladai Ho Gaye. Banta Ne Santa Ko Call Kiya: Happy Lohri, Bhai Mein Lohri Mana Raha Hu. Tu Kya Kar Raha Hai? Santa: Tu Lohri Mana Raha Hai... Mein Bhen Ki Lohri Ko Mana Raha Hu! |
| What would happen if the pilgrims had killed cats instead of turkeys? We would eat pussy every thanksgiving! Happy Thanksgiving! |
| My neighbour's daughter's really into the Halloween spirit. She's been in her pregnant lady costume for months now. Happy Halloween! |
| I can't wait to see what my ex wife will be this Halloween. Last year she was a cunt. Happy Halloween! |
| Halloween is an excuse for girls not to wear tampons for the day. Happy Halloween! |
| I can't wait to see what my ex girlfriend will be this Halloween. Last year, she was a cunt. Happy Halloween! |