| Drawing is the second best thing in the world - which requires, your hand and imagination simultaneously! |
| The ambitious Personal Secretary went out for dinner with her boss and when the bill arrived she said, "I must insist that we go Dutch I suggest you pay for dinner and the rest of the evening will be on me!" |
| After an hour of playing Bridge and getting beaten every time, the husband excused himself to go to the bathroom. As he left the room, the wife turned to her hosts and remarked scornfully. "This'll be the first time I've known what's in his hand all night!" |
| Women and tax forms have a lot in common... Men love to cheat on them! |
| Why are pubic hair curly? If they weren't, they would blind you! |
| There was a fire at the Viagra factory last night. It went up in no time! |
| A black man takes a girl home from a nightclub. The girl says, "Show me, I wanna see myself if it's true what they say about black men"! So he stabs her and nicks her purse! |
| After the woman gave birth to a baby, her doctor stood solemnly at her bedside. "I have something I must tell you about your baby." "What's wrong?" the alarmed mother asked. Doctor: Your baby is a hermaphrodite. Woman: What's that? Doctor: It means your baby has both male and female parts. "Oh my God!" the woman exclaimed. "You mean he has a penis AND a brain? |
| Aam aadmi just needs Daal Roti, Vagera Vagera Asaran needs need Daal Roti, Viagra Viagra! |
| Which task is engaged together by men and women, where men lose their stamina within 10 minutes but women can go on and on? SHOPPING! May God bless your dirty mind! |