| A boy proposes to a Punjabi girl, "I have fallen in love with you". The girl smiled and answered shyly, "Chal Fuddi da!" |
| Women are like iPhones. One has to touch them all over before they respond. Men are like Blackberries. Rub the ball and everything moves! |
| What are the 2 most important holes in a woman's body? No, not those - you dirty mind. Her nostrils... They allow her to breath while she's suckin'! |
| Women have 3 holes... too good that shit comes out of only two of them. |
| What did the girl with big tits say? Actually, I can't remember! |
| I simply love the tan lines that girls get after sunbathing? It's almost like god came down and highlighted all the important parts! |
| I just wish my wife could look down from Heaven and see me now. But no, the cunt is still alive! |
| Zyada Porn Dekhna Aapki Sehat Ke Liye Hornykarak Ho Sakta Hai. Kripya Thoda Cum Dekhein! |
| Those who have to perform sex, they buy condoms during the day only. It is foolish to show them condom ads during the evening on TV while one is having a good family time! |
| The "Smoking Kills" warning on cigarette packs is like girls saying, "Rehne Do, Koi Dekh Lega" - nothing more than a ritual! |
