| Men and women can absolutely just be friends. After they make out to get that curiosity out of their system! |
| A woman without curves is like a Jeans without pockets; You don't know where to puts your hands! |
| A bad football team is like an old bra... no cups and little support! |
| Every time a condom breaks, some one learns to pray! |
| The best example of getting satisfaction in others' happiness: Watching Porn! |
| Women wake up yawning; And men wake up with an erection. What a coincidence! |
| Behind a perfect cleavage, there is a woman who spent 1 hour pulling, squeezing & adjusting. Always respect her by staring at it! |
| A recent survey confirmed that 87% of the women want to have sex after marriage... My question is, . .. ... "Where are they?" |
| Obscene caller: Hi baby, if you can guess what's in my hand I will let you have it. Lady: Listen, if you can hide it in one hand then I am not interested! |
| Explain rape: It's a difficult job, something like playing golf with a moving hole. |
