| If a man is in bed with 2 women, how many animals are there in the bed? Ans=14 Working Notes: 3 asses + 6 calves + 2 pussies + 2 chicks +1 half dead cock = 14 |
| I have three moods: Fuck me, Fuck off and Fuck you! |
| The sex life of my belt's buckle is as frustrating as mine. It also sees many holes everyday but goes in the same again and again! |
| A man surfing TV channels asks his wife, "Darling, may I watch T20 match?" Wife: You better watch only the replay of Gayle's innings of 175. That way, you might learn some porn! |
| Men'll be Men... Person 1: Yesterday, I saved a girl from being raped. Person 2: Good! That's pretty cool, how did you do that? Person 1: I convinced her! |
| A woman enrolled in nursing school is attending an anatomy class. The subject of the day is involuntary muscles. The instructor, hoping to perk up the students a bit, asks the woman if she knows what her asshole does when she has an orgasm. "Sure!" She says, "He's at home taking care of the kids!" |
| World's most romantic line ever said by a girl to her boyfriend: . .. ... .... Achha Baba... Karlo! |
| Popeye was a lonely sailor. That explains his huge forearms! |
| A person's beard grows the fastest when he anticipates 'SEX'! No wonder, Asaram has a very long one! |
| The blind date hadn't been all that great and she was relieved the evening was finally over. At her apartment door, he suddenly said, "Hey! You wanna see my underwear?" Before she could respond, he had dropped his pants, right there in the hall, revealing that he wasn't wearing any. She glanced down and said, "Nice design, does it also come in men's sizes?" |
