| Guys are like bears. If you lay very still, they'll paw at you a bit; and then give up and go look for food! |
| Nokia (soon to be MS) has announced the launch of
its ASARAM range of phones. Key Feature: Even after 72 hrs of usage, the 'handset' will remain 100% charged! |
| Important Mesage: Send this to all whom you care... A boy who lived in Brazil died after masturbating 42 times in a day! So guys, always remember... 41 is the limit! |
| When a girl misses her love, her heart pains; But when a guy misses his love, his hands pain! |
| Q: Why is parsley like public hair? A: You push it aside and keep eating. |
| I did in the bed. I did it on the couch. I did it in the car. Texting is such an obsession! |
| Antique Question: Q: Duniya Me Sab Se Pahli 'GAALI' Kisne Di Thi? A: It was from Dronacharya to Arjun - . .. ... "ARJUN, BAAN CHHOD! |
| BEFORE MARRIAGE: Roses are Red, Sky is Blue; You're beautiful, I love you! AFTER MARRIAGE: Roses are Dead, I have Flu; Don't eat my head, F**k you! |
| DejaChu: adj. the felling of having met this Chutiya before |
| What's the difference between movies having Certificate - U, A, XX, XXX? U: Hero gets the heroine A: Villain gets the heroine XX: All the actors get the heroine XXX: Entire shooting unit gets the heroine |
