| Weekends are like an orgasm. It takes a long time to reach it, and when you finally do, it's over in no time! |
| Which is most difficult sport in the world to watch? Women's doubles tennis - 9 balls bounce at a time and you don't know which one to watch! |
| Girl: Tumne muzme aisa kya dekha ki muze propose kar diya? Boy: Sab kuchh dekhne ke liye hi to Propose kiya hai, Pagli! |
| 5 rules to keep your wife happy by Dada Kondke: 1. Apni wife ki har roz leni chahiye - KHABAR 2. Uska pakad kar baar-baar chumna chahiye - HAATH 3. Uske bade aaram se dono dabane chahiye - PAER 4. Uski aage se hi nahi pichhe se bhi karni chahiye - TAAREEF 5. Uske samne aate hi Apna nikal kar uske hath mein rakh dena chahiye - .WALLET |
| A husband and wife were engaged in the sex act. Husband: Honey, why do I get all my great ideas in bed only? Wife: It's because at that time, you're plugged into a genius! |
| A woman calls her husband into the bedroom. "Now Mike, I want you to take off my blouse!" "Good!" "Now I also want you to take off my Bra." "Good..." "Now can you take off my panties." "Very Good! Now, don't let me catch you wearing them again!" |
| Do you know why Mr. India never went to prostitutes? Because he was afraid he'd be seen in the red light areas! |
| The movie Madrass Cafe is on Rajiv Gandhi; Satyagraha is on Anna Hazare; And Grand Masti is on Asaaram Bapu! |
| Those penis enlargement pills you took must be working. You're a bigger dick now than you were last week! |
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