| An X-ray specialist was briefing his new assistant about breast shadows. He told him that women's breasts come in three sizes: Ping Pong Ding Dong and King Kong! |
| Q: What is Sunny Leone's favourite time of the day? . .. ... .... Ans: Porn-e-Saath! |
| Gandhi ji never thought about people who are working in private sectors; Otherwise he would have created another monkey covering his back side with his hands! |
| Big boobs don't count if you're fat; And well, big dicks don't count if you are one! |
| If Amitabh is onLINE, is he onREKHA! |
| Dear Girlfriend, United we bang, divided I nightfall! |
| Please share this advice with all girls: Do not play with 'Dogs', you may get RABIES. And do not play with . .. ... .... 'Boys', you may get BABIES! |
| What did the egg say to the boiling water? You're gonna have to give me a minute to get hard, I just got laid by some chick! |
| I asked a Chinese girl if she would come out with me for a date and I asked her number so I could call her. She got excited and said: sex sex sex free sex tonight... wow such an open girl... Later, my friend told me that she really meant to say 6663629! |
| Facebook reminds me a lot of high school... Life full of humour, dark sarcasm, jealousy, sexual frustration and a bunch of Boobs you never get a chance to touch! |
