| Positive thought for the day: In life, whenever you are losing self control... just think of Sunny Leone's cameraman! |
| You know the economy is screwed up when hard working Real Estate guys like Vadra have to resort to farming to support their livelihoods. ~ Tweet |
| Breaking News: As Rupee is reaching 69, the Govt. makes a proposal to make Sunny Leone Finance Minister, as she can handle the position better! |
| I'm no mathematician but I'm pretty sure the square root of 69 = my tongue! |
| Red light area slogan: It was a business doing pleasure with you! |
| Two pseudo modern girls were talking to each other. They both had the habit of ending every sentence with 'man'. 1st: Today, I got up late man. 2nd: Why man? What happened man? 1st: I did not keep the alarm man. 2nd: I never get up late because I always sleep with my watch man! |
| A 5 year old boy examined his testicles while taking a bath. 'Mom', he asked, "Are these my brains?" Mom: Not yet! |
| Why do men snore when they lie on their backs? It's because their balls fall over their butt-hole which causes a vapour lock! |
| The chicken and the egg are lying in bed. The chicken is smoking a cigarette with a satisfied smile on its face while the egg is frowning and looking slightly annoyed. The egg mutters "Well I guess that answers that riddle"! |
| Facebook is the second most famous word that starts with an 'F' and ends with a 'K'! |
