| Rupee seems to be in an erotic mood... It'll only turn around at 69! |
| Boobs can make anything stand hard and Up. Why isn't it helping the falling Rupee since the Indian women have a habit of storing them in their blouses! |
| It should be OK with women faking it in bed; Because Men fake everything to get her there! |
| Fact: One minute of kissing burns 26 calories. No wonder, sluts are so damn skinny! |
| Sunny Leone Ke Sabhi Bhaiyon Ko Raksha Bandhan Ki Hard Dick Badhai! |
| Hearing your girlfriend have a loud orgasm is nothing short of glorious. Unless you hear it from outside your best friend's room! |
| Guys stare at boobs because they are horny; And Girls stare at boobs because they are jealous! |
| Men like sex, just like their belts. If it's not tight enough, they'll move to another hole! |
| A man spent $5000 on a Boob job for his wife, she was delighted. Then $3000 on a Nose job, she was ecstatic:. But when he spent $50 on himself for a Blowjob, she went fucking ballistic! SUCH IS LIFE, SO BLOODY UNFAIR! |
| How do you seduce a fat woman? Piece of cake! |
