| Responses during Sex: Mistress: Wow! Darling this is great! Whore: Come on finish it now! Girlfriend: Ah! Please slowly! Wife: Ceiling needs painting! |
| When a girl attains maturity, she wants to wear a Bra... And when a boy attains maturity, he wants to remove that Bra! |
| Cleavage is the universal currency. A girl who knows how to use it is the best entrepreneur in the world. |
| Boobs are like Facebook status. They just want some attention and 'Likes'! |
| On 1st night after marriage: Wife: Please let's not do it today. Let's spend it on understanding each other. Husband: Darling, something 'Under' is already 'Standing' for you! |
| Deja Do: The feeling when you realize you've masturbated over that porn clip before! |
| Wisdom of the day: Learn to be happy with small things in life, beacuse big ones are usually artificial. ~ Pamela Anderson |
| Women love things that are small and cute. Apart from cocks and bank balances apparently! |
| A boy becomes "hands free" as soon as he gets married! |
| How girls think they get attention? 1) Smile 2) Clothes 3) Attitude Why they get it? 1) Boobs 2) Boobs 3) Boobs |
