| Shahid Kapoor must have rejected "Grand Masti" because he must have thought that the letter 'r' is unnecessarily added to the title! |
| Maybelline makes eyelashes look four times larger! High time, they start making condoms! |
| And then God said, "Seems unfair to have given man an extra limb so to balance it out I'll give women the power over which to control it!" |
| Sex, drugs and candy crush all have one thing in common. It's only an addiction if you start paying for it! |
| Dear Periods, The only reason we tolerate you is because you're a sign that we're not pregnant. Sincerely, Girls Dear Periods, We only tolerate you because we get blow jobs that week. Sincerely, Boys |
| Inter Office Memo: Dear Employees, We do get to know when you're browsing messages and internet during the meetings. Because seriously, no one looks at their private parts and smiles! |
| Never underestimate the power of a woman with good wits and big tits! |
| Behind every successful woman, there are two things. 1. Left boob 2. Right boob |
| Why do men like blow-jobs? It's the only time they get something into a woman's head straight! |
| 1. Anger 2. Depression 3. Loneliness 4. Frustration 5. Pain in right hand Five problems one solution: . .. ... SEX!!! |
