| Dear WhatsApp, I don't care about your bug fixes in updates. I'm still waiting for middle finger emoticon! |
| English ki Maa ka Saki-Naka. A Gujju couple were going in their car. And when they reached near a flyover, a driver behind them started honking continuously. Gujju's wife told her husband, "Listen Honey, let him climb first. He is so horny!" |
| A husband jumps on bed after removing his clothes. Wife: I have fever. Husband: I know that. That's why I have powdered my penis with 'Crocin'. Now you decide, whether you want to take it orally or as as an injection! |
| Women believe in 2 things: Make-up and Break-up! Men believe in 2 things: Luck and Fuck! |
| Men judge women by their boobs, because that's the only thing about women that they really understand! |
| The Quality Control Inspector in a bakery catches an old doddering employee using his false teeth to make design on the edge of apple pies. She roars "Have'nt you got a tool?" "Yes", he replies. "But I use that for the doughnuts!" |
| No If, No But - Only Jat! ~ Sunny Deol Yes Tits, Yes Butts - Only Fatafat! ~ Sunny Leone |
| Dear Women, Backless dresses no longer excite us. It is high time to reverse the trend. Sincerely, Men |
| Women these days - either want hard liquor or a hard licker! |
| Booze, Boobs and Blowjob - 3 very powerful Bs in a man's life. And also the biggest weaknesses! |
