| It is amazing how a nice pair of boobs can hide serious flaws and signs of mental illness until after you marry them! |
| An expert is a man who knows 62 ways of making love, but doesn't know any women! |
| Cambodia's national fruit is Banana; And India's national fruit is Chootiya Banana! |
| Sometimes a simple headache ruins a great love story. |
| What is more difficult than getting a pregnant elephant in the back seat of your car? Getting an elephant pregnant in the back seat of your car! |
| An Eskimo girl spent the night with her boyfriend and next morning found that she was six months pregnant. |
| This is absolute partiality: If she has a headache, she is tired; If you have a headache, you don't love her any more! |
| Had Gabbar been intelligent, he would have killed Thakur by sending him free porn movies! |
| Talent is, reaching till her bra. Experience is, unhooking it with one hand. And luck is, she's not wearing any! |
| Weird Bollywood: 1. Poonam Pandey had to remove clothes to get a movie. 2. Sunny Leone had to wear clothes to get a movie! |
