| Lips and Boobs to Pussy, "You are the target. It is for that you we are sucked bitten and squeezed. Pussy cried and said, "I remain hidden, it's you two, who always invite trouble! |
| Nowadays people have become so promiscuous that when a mention about 'Protection' is made, it's the 'Condom' that strikes the mind first rather than 'Helmet' or 'Seat-belt'! |
| An automobile engineer's wife delivered a baby. The wife sent an SMS to her husband, "Our new vehicle is delivered". Husband's reply SMS to wife, "Stick shift or automatic?" |
| Dear Girls, When a guy sees your cleavage, he feels exactly the same way you feel, when you see a SALE banner outside your favourite store. "Just grab all the stuff inside!" |
| My wife hasn't really been up for sex lately. Although sometimes, I wake her up! |
| An 89 is also a 69 but with a fat chick! |
| Men reach their sexual peak at eighteen. Women reach theirs at thirty-five. Do you get the feeling that God is playing a practical joke? |
| Two diseases that effect your bones: 1. Lust - weakens your knees 2. Greed - crushes your spine |
| The Royal Doctor delivered the royal baby. On Her Majesty's Secret Cervix! |
| Currency traders lost a lot because they expected Rupee will go down on Dollar till 69 only; and then will turn around and screw the Dollar! |
