| Women have the same parameters for Men and Pizza delivery people. They are disappointed if they come before 30 minutes! |
| Fact of the matter: 69% men can find something dirty in every sentence! |
| Chatting up a girl in a bar, I said, "What part of my body is as long as your thigh, contains over 120 muscles and is an anagram of 'pensi'?" It was only when she pulled my pants down at her apartment a few minutes later that I told her the answer was 'spine'! |
| The promos of Poonam Pandey's 'Nasha' would be a flop. What are emotions doing in there? It shall contain only motion! |
| A bank wanted to use a porn star's legs as the logo for its ATM. Do you know why? The bank wanted to advertise that they're open 24 hrs! |
| Suzy gave birth to the triplets and named them Mat, Pat and Tat. She fed Mat from her left breast and Pat from her right. Moral : Sometimes there's no Tit for Tat! |
| Public at theatre screamed: "Daab Milkha Daab" When Farhan Akhtar got intimated by the Russian female! |
| Fact: We live in a society where people have unprotected sex but got a case for their iPhone! |
| How do you know when your honeymoon is over? When he no longer smiles as he scrapes the burnt toast! |
| Gas pump screens should play porn. This way you can watch someone else getting fucked as you fill your tank! |
