| Mickey ans Minnie Mouse were in the divorce court. The judge told Mickey, "You say here that your wife is crazy." "No". replied Mickey, "I didn't say she was crazy- I said she was fucking Goofy." |
| Scientific Theory of Sex:,br>
The angle of the dangle decreases with the sag of the bag; And increases in proportion to the heat of the meat; Compared to the mass of the ass and the beauty of the cutie! |
| Q: How is a woman like a condom? A: Both of them spend more time in the wallet than on the dick! |
| The word CONstitution sounds so negative. Since PRO is the opposite of 'CON' we should call it prosti...oh wait... |
| A new drug has just been developed for lesbians with depression. It's called Trycoxagain! |
| I'm no religious man, but blow jobs are a great way for bad girls to pay for their sins! |
| Why are girls hotter than boys? Boys have two Zero watt bulbs and only one 40 watts Tube. Whereas girls have two 500 watt bulbs and one 3000 watts Oven! |
| Ejaculation is achieved by the last stroke. This doesn't mean that the first stroke was useless. Thus, achievement is a result of continuous efforts! |
| A sexy looking young woman opened her legs wide and said to the dentist, "Can you get the teeth out cos it's bothering me". Dentist: Keep your legs closed and open your mouth cos I am a happily married man. Woman: You idiot that's where my new old husband lost his fake teeth last night! |
| Many guys think, larger a woman's breasts the more dumb she is. Actually, the larger a woman's breasts, the more stupid men become! |
