| Jeeto and Preeto were talking about the new hunk in the neighbourhood. Preeto: But he acts so stupid. Jeeto: I think he must have his brains between his legs. "Yeah", smiled Peeto. Jeeto: But I'd sure love to blow his mind! |
| On finding his wife to be a virgin, Santa is overjoyed and says, "I wanna kiss the one who took care of you and protected your virginity for me". Jeeto: Kiss my ass! |
| Jeeto went to the doctor and told him: "Every time I sneeze, I have an orgasm." "Hmmmm! What are you taking for it?" Jeeto: Pepper! |
| Preeto: What is the least sensitive part of the penis? Jeeto: The man attached to it! |
| Santa to Jeeto after the birth of their second child, "I am so broad-minded that I am quite willing to have a vasectomy now". "Go right ahead." said Jeeto, "I will have a tubectomy only after my third issue". |
| The domestic help entered Jeeto's room without knocking. Jeeto: This is wrong. What if I was naked or dressing up? Servant: That can never happen, Madam! Because I always peep first and if you are naked I keep on watching until you dress and only then I enter the room! |
| Pinky to her mom, "Which way do my knickers go?" Jeeto: How many fucking more times do I have to tell you yellow to the front and brown to the back! |
| Pinky to her mother, "What is a Nymphomaniac?" Jeeto: It's a female who's addicted to sex. Pinky: I see... but what about males who are addicted to sex? What are they called? Jeeto: ...Men. They're called Men! |
| Preeto: What's the difference between hungry and horny? Jeeto: It all depends on where you put the banana. |
| Preeto: What do you have when you have two balls in your hand? Jeeto: Your hubby's undivided attention! |