Santa: If I sleep with your best friend, what will be the first thought to cross your mind? Jeeto: That you are gay. |
Jeeto: I can't believe, you go to a prostitute for sex! Santa: What do I do when you don't like sex? Jeeto: It's your fault, you never told me you can pay for sex! |
Jeeto sat quietly and watched as robbers took away everything from her house. As thy were Leaving, she cried out: O hello! . .. ... What about the RAPE? |
Santa: Honey, why is the broken condom lying on the sofa? Tense Jeeto, "Where?" Then she goes out to check and returns. Jeeto: For god sake, stop calling our son a broken condom. |
Doctor: Your knees are all blistered! Jeeto: Coz of doggy style. Doctor: Can't you do it any other style? Jeeto: Oh, I can, but the dog can't! |
Preeto: It's hard to be good. Jeeto: Yes. If it's not hard, it isn't any good. |
After Banta and Preeto got married, Preeto was at the drug store looking at the men's toiletries. A store assistant comes up to help her and asks if she needs any assistance. "I'm looking for some deodorant for my husband, but I don't know what type he uses". Store Assistant: Is it the ball type? Preeto: It's for his underarms. |
Jeeto says to the psychiatrist, "I think I might be a nymphomaniac". Doctor: I'll see what I can do to help you. My fee is 500 rupees an hour. Jeeto: How much for the whole night? |
Jeeto: Kiss me, Doctor. Doctor: I can't. We, doctors have an ethics standard that doesn't allow us to kiss our patients. In fact, I really shouldn't even be fucking you! |
Preeto: Why are men become smarter during sex? Jeeto: Because they are plugged into a genius. |