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![Why is it that a girl looks down when you say I love you?<br/> To see if you really mean it.]()
Upload to Facebook Why is it that a girl looks down when you say I love you?
To see if you really mean it. -
Love is not when you leave your girlfriend;
Love is when you leave her virgin! -
What's the difference between love, true love and showing off? Spitting, swallowing and gargling. -
Love is not measured by hugging, kissing and sex. It is all about trusting, respecting and accepting a guy with open legs, closed eyes and wet lips and saying,
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"Push it in"! -
Love is a gamble, Sex is a game.
Boys do the thing,Girls get the blame.
One night in pleasure,Nine months of pain.
One day in hospital and a junior needs a name. -
No women can ever be truly satisfied on Valentine's day because no man has a chocolate dick, wrapped in currency notes that can ejaculate diamonds! -
![4 stages of love:<br />
1. Hand in hand<br />
2. Hand in that<br />
3. That in hand<br />
4. That in that<br />
Now don't ask me, what is that!]()
Upload to Facebook 4 stages of love:
1. Hand in hand
2. Hand in that
3. That in hand
4. That in that
Now don't ask me, what is that! -
I don't care if it's August or September, I just want to say, "I better have a f**king Valentine next February". -
A peach is a peach, a plum is a plum;
A kiss isn't a kiss, without some tongue.
So open your mouth & close your eyes;
And give your tongue some exercise. -
![Believe in love:<br />
It has great powers! It can REMOVE>Misunderstandings> Anxieties>Worries>Doubts>Fears>Tears>T-shirts>Tops>Jeans, etc. etc...]()
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It has great powers! It can REMOVE>Misunderstandings> Anxieties>Worries>Doubts>Fears>Tears>T-shirts>Tops>Jeans, etc. etc...
