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![How do you know when your honeymoon is over?<br/>
When he no longer smiles as he scrapes the burnt toast!]()
Upload to Facebook How do you know when your honeymoon is over?
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![How do you know if your wife is dead?<br />
Sex is the same but you get the remote!]()
Upload to Facebook How do you know if your wife is dead?
Sex is the same but you get the remote! -
![I've been married to my wife ten years today. Having sex with just one person in ten years is pure dedication.<br/>
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I don't know how she does it!]()
Upload to Facebook I've been married to my wife ten years today. Having sex with just one person in ten years is pure dedication.
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![Wife : Shall we try different positions tonight?<br />
Husband excitedly, `Yeh, sure why not?`<br />
Wife: OK, you stand at the sink and wash dishes and I'll be on the sofa and watch TV!<br /><br />
Moral : All jokes are not dirty...]()
Upload to Facebook Wife : Shall we try different positions tonight?
Husband excitedly, "Yeh, sure why not?"
Wife: OK, you stand at the sink and wash dishes and I'll be on the sofa and watch TV!
Moral : All jokes are not dirty... -
![Men like the women's body;<br />
and<br />
Women like the men's brain.<br />
That's why they both FUCK what they like!]()
Upload to Facebook Men like the women's body;
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Women like the men's brain.
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I should've known it wasn't going to work out between my ex-wife and me. After all, I'm a Libra and she's a bitch! -
When I've finished fucking my wife, she likes to wait a while and then do it again. Sometimes we can do it three, maybe four times
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I went to see my doctor with a nasty pain in the ass. Turns out, he's already met my wife! -
An old man married a young girl. On the wedding night, he showed five fingers to his wife.
Wife: Ooh.. Darling! 5 times?
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What do you call a group of people where 2 people are thinking of sex and all other are thinking of food and drinks?
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A Wedding!
