-
A girl was getting raped. She threatened to call the cops.
The rapist said, "OK, go ahead. Let's see who cums first!" -
Two kids are arguing over whose father is the biggest scaredy-cat.
The first kid says, "My dad is so scared that when lightning strikes, he hides underneath the bed."
The second kid replies,"Yeah? Well, that's nothing. My dad is so scared that when my mom has to work the night shift, he sleeps with the lady next door!" -
The best example of getting satisfaction in others' happiness:
Watching Porn! -
![Explain rape:<br/>
It's a difficult job, something like playing golf with a moving hole.]()
Upload to Facebook Explain rape:
It's a difficult job, something like playing golf with a moving hole. -
Big boobs don't count if you're fat;
And well, big dicks don't count if you are one! -
Responses during Sex:
Mistress: Wow! Darling this is great!
Whore: Come on finish it now!
Girlfriend: Ah! Please slowly!
Wife: Ceiling needs painting! -
Men reach their sexual peak at eighteen.
Women reach theirs at thirty-five.
Do you get the feeling that God is playing a practical joke? -
Fact: We live in a society where people have unprotected sex but got a case for their iPhone! -
Guy: She's hot.
Girl: She's a bitch.
Girl: He's hot.
Guy: He's gay. -
According to Kamasutra, women are masters in sex. They can satisfy 5 Men at a time.
1st in Pussy;
2nd in Ass Hole;
3rd in Mouth;
4th and 5th in their two hands!
