| Pappu: I'm bored. GF: How can I help, babe? Pappu: Tell me a joke. GF: Your condom broke last night. Pappu: You're joking, right? |
| Teacher: What can three men do that two women can't? Pappu: Piss in a pot at the same time. |
| Teacher: What is the difference between a cat and kitten? Pappu: A cat scratches and claws, but a little Pussy never hurt anyone. |
| Teacher: What's 69 and 69? Pappu: Dinner for four. |
| Teacher: If mosquitoes cause malaria and a tick causes lime disease, what causes AIDS? Pappu: Asshoppers |