The difference between me and mosquito is, a mosquito will stop sucking once you slap it! |
I just want to put onions in your pants and cry myself to sleep! |
My name is XYZ... remember it by heart, you'll be screaming it later! |
I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on earth tonight! |
Those pants would look better on my floor! |
If I were you, I'd have sex with me! |
I'd really like to see how you look when I'm naked! |
My body is a temple. Do you want to come over for a midnight mass? |
Do you wash your pants in Windex? Because I can see myself in them. |
Nice legs... what time do they open? |