| Pinky: My boyfriend and I went to the movies the other night. It was a gripping spectacle. Guddi: It was? Pinky: Yeah, all through the show he couldn't take his hands off me! |
| Teacher: Could you tell the rest of the class the name of
the very first man? Pinky: Yes, I could, but I promised him I wouldn't! |
| Pinky: Mom, I am pregnant again. There must be something in the air. Jeeto: Yeah! Your fucking legs! |
| Pinky to her mother just before her marriage, "How can you tell if a man is sexually excited? Jeeto: He's breathing! |
| Pinky to her friend, Guddi, "One of my 5 boyfriends slept with another girl". Guddi: That's mean of him. Pinky: Yeah. I'll never trust men again! |
| Priya: I love Bananas, and you? Pinky: I love Karelas (Bitter Gourd). Priya: But why? Pinky: Because it's D.O.T.T.E.D. |
| Pinky: Mom! Jeeto: Yes, my girl. Pinky: What's better? To pass or to fail? Jeeto: To pass, obviously! Pinky: Oh good. You will be proud of me. I passed my pregnancy test! |
| Jeeto to her teenaged daughter going to party, "Have a nice time and be a good girl"! Pinky: Mom, please make up your mind! |
| The teacher asks a Pinky, "Name three plays by Shakespeare?" Pinky: 4 inches, 8 inches and 12 inches. Teacher: What's that supposed to mean? Pinky: "Much Ado About Nothing", "As You Like It" and "A Midsummer Night's Dream"! |