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To make it straight, she pulls it.
To make it stand, she rubs it.
To make it stiff, she licks it.
To put it in, she pushes it.
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This is just a test message. Please don't press the button to see below.
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Friend, you really have ants in your pants! -
Cooja, Mooja, Ooja, Kani, Mani, Pani, Mao, Bao, Lao, Zoo, Lo Shoo...
Oh my God! Hope you have not read it! This was the mantra for making your
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A Boob, a Pussy and an Asshole are debating on who is the greatest of the three of them.
Boob: I give milk to new born babies and I'm attractive to the opposite sex, that's why I'm the greatest!
Pussy: That's nothing, I give birth to new born and can accommodate the opposite sex, that's why I am the greatest!
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Why are you scrolling down?
It's your turn to speak... -
![Jab Bhi Tujhe Zakhm Laga;<br />
Kapde Maine Utaar Diye;<br />
Aur Tere Jism Se Lipat Gayi!<br />
Yahi Mera Kaam Hai;
Band-Aid Mera Naam Hai!
Aur<br />
Aapki Soch Ko Salam Hai]()
Upload to Facebook Jab Bhi Tujhe Zakhm Laga;
Kapde Maine Utaar Diye;
Aur Tere Jism Se Lipat Gayi!
Yahi Mera Kaam Hai; Band-Aid Mera Naam Hai! Aur
Aapki Soch Ko Salam Hai -
What do you prefer?
Breasts or legs?
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Don't get over excited...
This question was from KFC's counter! -
If a BLACK man has Sex with a WHITE woman with a PINK condom, what'll be the colour of the baby?
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You should drink milk after putting Bournvita, children are not born if you use condoms! -
A girl just sent me a message,
I have a pet wussy!
I read that wrong too... just like you! -
Mood Refreshing SMS:
What happens when a girl removes all her clothes?
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The closet gets empty.
Rascal, I said, it's a Mood Refreshing SMS and not a Mood Exciting SMS! -
![Which movie can be enjoyed even when the volume is MUTED?<br />
Think?<br /><br />
Again dirty thinking?<br /><br /><br /><br />
It's Mr Beans!]()
Upload to Facebook Which movie can be enjoyed even when the volume is MUTED?
Think?
Again dirty thinking?
It's Mr Beans!
