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Today is National Condom day!
A survey report says that 65% of all women carry condoms. The other 35% carry babies.
Choose how you spend your Valentine day! -
Sex is good, sex is fine;
Doggy style or 69;
Just for fun or getting paid;
Everyone just loves getting laid;
So if you want me in the sack;
Lick your lips and text me back.
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Valentine's day:
Rs 3,000: Meal
Rs 2,000: Drinks
Rs 5,000: Presents
Rs 7,000: Hotel room
Your face when she tells you she is on her period:
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Priceless.
Happy Valentine's day! -
Kiss on hand: I adore you;
Kiss on cheek: Let's be friends;
Kiss on neck: I want you;
Kiss on lips: I love you;
Kiss anywhere else: Let's not get carried away!
Lots of kisses for you almost everywhere!
Happy Valentine's day! -
Changing perspective:
5th grade: So did you kiss her?
11th grade: So did you f**k her?
Happy Valentine's day! -
Valentine's Day is the time when 'V' and 'D' come together.
Happy Valentine's day!
