Don't argue with women; because... Sex is more important than ego! |
If a prostitute gets pregnant, is it considered a work-related accident? |
The clitoris has 8,000 nerve endings and it still isn't as sensitive as some of the Cunts on Social Media! |
With females wearing my masks, KLPD can seldom happen! |
And then God created the orgasm. So women can moan even when they are happy! |
There's nothing called 'Early Ejaculation'. The truth is that women have a habit of coming late - 'Everywhere'! |
Why can't women play ice-hockey? They have to change their pads after every period! |
Men who say women belong in the kitchen obviously don't know what to do with them in the bedroom! |
If women are so good at multitasking... how come they can't have a headache and sex at the same time? |
A woman's heart is as tender as a man's balls. Don't break hers and she won't break yours! |