| Nature's Law: No matter how sweet a woman is; Down below she's always salty! |
| The woman who appeals to a man's vanity may stimulate him; The woman who appeals to his heart may attract him; Nut it's the woman who appeals to his imagination who gets him! |
| What's the difference between a man and a woman? A man always has the same DICK between his legs all his life, a woman may not! |
| Women are like bowling balls. Not only do they have three holes, but they do the exact opposite of what you want them to do! |
| Ladies, if you love a man... set him free. If he comes back, he will be yours forever. If he doesn't, the new chic probably does low job! |
| A True Fact: Men wants to fuck all women but want to marry a virgin; And women want men to be a great in bed, but they don't allow them to practice elsewhere! |
| I respect whoever allowed women into the military. Girl on period + gun = Unstoppable |
| Why did God create orgasms? So women can moan even when they're happy! |
| Tragedies of life: 1. Nice women are not sexy 2. Sexy women are not nice 3. Sexy and nice women are married 4. Sexy, nice and unmarried women are lesbians! |
| Q: How does a guy keep his youth? A: By giving her money, buying her diamonds and taking her on vavctions! |