| Why did God invent vaginal infections? So that women also realize what it means to live with an annoying and irritating cunt! |
| Survey Report: Women who sleep on their sides are Sensitive; Women who sleep on their stomach are Competent; But women Who sleep on their back with legs in the air are the most popular! |
| If women are so good at multitasking, how come they can't have headache and sex at the same time? |
| 5 missed calls from your girl friend means... you missed a good fuck! 5 missed calls from your wife means... you're fucked! |
| Making Love: Something a woman does while a guy is fucking her! |
| Wives are good at only 2 things: Cooking and Fucking! You never know what's Cooking in their heads; And you'll never know when they start Fucking your happiness! |
| Women always need a reason, season, mood, emotion, comfort etc. to be happy... . . . Men are not like that, they are very simple. They just need a woman to be happy. How innocent are these creatures! |
| Why do women have two sets of lips? So they can piss and moan at the same time! |
| Girls think that having their period is the most inconvenient thing they can experience - they have obviously never dated a girl who was on her period! |
| Girls don't dress to impress boys, girls dress to 'out-dress' other girls. If they were trying to impress boys, they'd run around naked! |