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![Why did God give women boobs?<br />
To make suckers out of men!]()
Upload to Facebook Why did God give women boobs?
To make suckers out of men! -
![Women are a lot like alcohol. They may give you a great night but they're a big headache in the morning!]()
Upload to Facebook Women are a lot like alcohol. They may give you a great night but they're a big headache in the morning! -
![For Women only:<br />
The best things in life either make you fat, drunk or pregnant!]()
Upload to Facebook For Women only:
The best things in life either make you fat, drunk or pregnant! -
Who says women are bad drivers? They can sit on top of you and drive you crazy! -
Men use the word LOVE to get sex.
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Women use the word SEX to get whatever the hell they want! -
What are the 2 most important holes in a woman's body?
No, not those two, you perverted, Fucker!
It's Nostrils!
They allow her to breathe during a Blow-Job! -
![Girls are of two types:<br />
1. Boring<br />
2. Interesting<br />
Boring are the ones who use umbrella even in sunlight;<br />
And Interesting are the ones who forget Umbrella at home during rain!]()
Upload to Facebook Girls are of two types:
1. Boring
2. Interesting
Boring are the ones who use umbrella even in sunlight;
And Interesting are the ones who forget Umbrella at home during rain! -
![Why are women are like rocks?<br />
They're only cool after they get wet!]()
Upload to Facebook Why are women are like rocks?
They're only cool after they get wet! -
A mobile is like women?
Talks non-stop
Costs a fortune
Disturbs when you are busy
And when you need them urgently, there's no service! -
Why do women pierce their bellybutton?
It's a perfect place to hang their air freshener!
