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Let me tell you, it was no small feet!]()
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![What's the difference between a literalist and a kleptomaniac?<br/>
A literalist takes things literally.<br/>
A kleptomaniac takes things, literally!]()
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![What's the one vegetable you should never bring on a ship with you?<br/>
A leek!]()
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![Did you hear the joke about the roof?<br/>
Never mind, it's over your head!]()
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![Why are teddy bears never hungry?<br/>
They're always stuffed!]()
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![I don't understand why banks get upset when a person can't repay a loan.<br/>
You already know that the person had no money when he came to borrow it!]()
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She said I have too many issues!]()
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Ek Din Sabko Marijuana Hai!]()
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I hope I get Doritos!]()
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![My wife wanted an Apple Watch for her birthday. As a good husband, I took her to the fruit market and told her to watch the apples!]()
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