| People who don't like Agarbattis are really incenseitive! |
| When I learned 'You are what you eat', I realized I was nuts! |
| Every morning when I leave the house for work, I get hit by the same bike. Every morning! What a vicious cycle! |
| India: Parents have 2-3 kids. USA: Kids have 2-3 parents! |
| I don't need cardio, a simple stare from my wife will get my heart rate up to burn calories! |
| I tried getting a doctor's appointment today. They said to me "How about 10 tomorrow"? I said, "Just one is enough!" |
| They say lonely women love it when men give them company. So when I saw a beautiful lady eating alone, I sat next to her and tried to introduce myself. But she started screaming and asked me to get out of her car. Women are difficult to comprehend! |
| Now I know why Jeff Bezos got a divorce? He needed more space! |
| How do two French guys share files electronically? Pierre to Pierre network! |
| 4 CEOs of big beer companies meet for a drink. The president of Budweiser orders a Bud. Miller's president orders a Millers and the president of Amstel orders an Amstel. When it is Heineken's president's turn to order he orders a soda. Why didn't you order Heineken everyone asks? Nah, he replies. If you guys aren't having a beer neither will I! |
