| One of the reasons male deers rub their antlers on a tree or the ground is to masturbate. |
| Obscenity is whatever gives the Judge an erection. |
| Every year, 11,000 Americans injure themselves while trying out bizarre sexual positions. |
| In a lifetime 22 workmen will have examined the contents of your dirty linen basket. |
| Annually you will shake hands with 36 men who have recently masturbated and failed to wash their hands. |
| Annually you will shake hands with 11 women who have recently masturbated and failed to wash their hands. |
| An average person's yearly fast food intake will contain 12 pubic hairs. |
| During an hour's swimming at a municipal pool you will ingest 1/12 litre of urine. |
| In Hong Kong, a betrayed wife is legally allowed to kill her adulterous husband, but may only do so with her bare hands. The husband’s lover, on the other hand, may be killed in any manner desired. |
| In Lebanon, men are legally allowed to have sex with animals, but the animals must be female. Having sexual relations with a male animal are punishable by death. |