Hi guyz and galz. I'm back again. To give you the latest dose on my gorgeous-client-turned-diva – Shilpa Shetty.

I've just got hot news that she's had a rollercoaster in the past 48 hours and even confronted the Big Brother himself. But that's coming up later.

Shilpa's impressed her housemates with her chicken curry last night, after her trouble-maker Jackiey was voted out of the show (and they'd said Shilpa would go. Ha! All you guyz who believe the gal would be evicted sooooo soon... please get your DNA's checked... maybe you got some serious system error.)

Shilpa sure must've heaved a sigh of relief when Jackiey was evicted, as she was maha troubled by the lady's taunts... so much so, that she cried on Jermaine Jackson's shoulder and even tried to shift her attention to the "sexy" (her word) Dirk Benedict – the American actor on the show who has also publicly admitted, he's got the hots for her!

But now I should tell you what troubled Shilpa more than anything yesterday. Big Bro called her in the Diary Room – that 'lil place with a big-sized golden leather chair – where he chats with the housemates (of course, without showing himself up).

"I'm very very upset!" Shilpa told Big Bro in typical Bollywood- ishtyle-outpouring-of-emotion. "It's so mean that you've got me in here without my make-up!" she said. "What wrong have I done to you?"

Unable to hand her a calming mascara wand, Big Brother turned the conversation over to Jackiey.

"Just before Jackiey left, she called me a 'nightmare'. I've never been spoken to like that. I was trying to analyse what I'd done," said Shilpa. "I hope that she is happy, but the whole sequence of events shook me up. I feel bad I didn't say goodbye," she added.

"How will you spend the rest of your night?" asked Big Bro.

"Sleeping," concluded Shilpa, reaching for the sunglasses on her head.

"With or without your make-up?" asked Big Bro.

"Can I kill you?" quipped Shilpa... and giggled that famous giggle of hers. "I HAVE NO MAKE-UP ON! It's horrible. This is not good. It's worse than anything Jackiey said to me," she said, chuckling. "Here I am with dark circles and no rouge or mascara. This is a nightmare. I look like a nightmare. Jackiey was right!"

Under protection of her sunglasses now, Shilpa found new strength. "Will you laugh, Big Brother?! Oh come on. I want you to laugh. Are you going to laugh tonight? I'm waiting," she asked again, dramatically drumming her hands on the Diary Room chair.

And one could almost hear Big Brother shudder. This woman meant business. (Gee! I always knew;-).

"I want you to laugh Big Brother!" she stressed.

"Big Brother will not be laughing tonight," he said.

"That's it!" she said, thumping the chair. "I'm leaving. Bye!"

And the diva left... the room, dears.